Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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