you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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