they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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