escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he puts the penis in happiness.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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