found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize
