I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize
