The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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