Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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