why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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