But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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