I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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