My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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