He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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