My pussy is not your playground.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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