yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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