We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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