I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
