Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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