Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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