So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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