What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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