At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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