nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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