On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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