Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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