It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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