Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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