i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
