I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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