Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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