I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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