Small penises have feelings too.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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