I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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