Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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