She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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