The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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