A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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