i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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