Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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