So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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