Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
