What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Bang-toberfest begins!!
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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