She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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