ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
