I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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