I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I could have mohawked her pubes.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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