okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
