Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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