On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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