Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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