Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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