'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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