Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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